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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

16.06.2025 04:28

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Why am I so tired of seeing homeless people all over the place?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

What are your political and economic beliefs? How did you form them, especially in comparison to those who hold opposing views?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

{RING} {RING}

Does turmeric help fight cancer? If so, how?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

After a few moments he returns.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Can you explain the difference between an ego, soul, mind, and consciousness?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Sure no problem officer.

Who believes that Speaker Mike Johnson will certify ‘a free and fair and legal election'? Who believes that Speaker Mike Johnson will NOT certify ‘a free and fair and legal election'? Why?

Yes sir it is.

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